prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

spoken-not-written:

he’s so happy

giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

snowingblackout:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bloodydiadem:

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

"You can light these," I whispered to him. "I won’t mind."

laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

lordoftheinternet:

angry90slesbian:

This lady is wearing pants with HER OWN FUCKING FACE ON THEM

true success

lordoftheinternet:

angry90slesbian:

This lady is wearing pants with HER OWN FUCKING FACE ON THEM

true success

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything